~#FEF1~Hey, how you doing?
~#FEF1~Good to see you. You here for business?
~#FEF1~What can I do for you?
~#FEF1~I'm here for business, so let's get to it.
~#FEF1~Hey, it's always good to see a new customer! ...And, if I've dealt with you before, 'welcome back' - sincerely.
~#FEF1~Just the guy I've been waiting to see... I hope you came loaded.
~#FEF1~Hey, you got here just in time for me to make you rich.
~#FEF1~You're gonna be real happy you showed up.
~#FEF1~The shit I've got, you're gonna want, my friend.
~#FEF1~If you can find a better deal than this, you can fuck my sister ... and no one fucks my sister.
~#FEF1~What? My shit ain't good enough for you?
~#FEF1~C'mon, goombah. I ain't got all day.
~#FEF1~You wanna get high? This shit will get you high. So buy some, already.
~#FEF1~Take a look in there. Like what you see?
~#FEF1~Remember, there's more where this came from, just so long as I've got the money to buy ... capiche?
~#FEF1~I can personally vouch for the ~#FEFF~, and at that price, you can't say no.
~#FEF1~Let me tell you, a bag of ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~, I'd almost rather get wasted on that shit myself than sell it at that price. I'm making nothing on it!
~#FEF1~Ignore the blood stains on the ~#FEFF~, but don't ignore the price.
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~ is a fucking bargain. What? Are you new to this or something?
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ is that double strength Asian shit, and at $~#FEFE~ a bag it's fucking half price. If I drop the price any lower I might as well drop my pants too, then you could fuck me in the ass for real.
~#FEF1~I knew a discerning buyer like you would pick my best shit.
~#FEF1~Good choice. You're a player, sir. A gold plated fucking player.
~#FEF1~I hope you got the money for that. I ain't no shylock, and I ain't interested in you paying for it with your ass.
~#FEF1~Don't be touching the ~#FEFF~, it ain't a girl's ass. Think of it like your momma's ass and leave it the fuck alone.
~#FEF1~Nice choice. So, you wanna buy?
~#FEF1~That's great! Remember, I can get more ~#FEFF~ any time you want.
~#FEF1~Fuckin' ay! Good deal, friend.
~#FEF1~You bagged yourself a bargain, my friend.
~#FEF1~C'mon, buy something else too. I can close up, and go meet up with my crew.
~#FEF1~If only half of my deals went this smooth.
~#FEF1~Okay, what've you got in there?
~#FEF1~I'm not sure there's much of a market for some of this shit.
~#FEF1~Is this all you got? My grandma's got more shit than this.
~#FEF1~Okay, let's get to business, tough guy.
~#FEF1~ What d'ya wanna sell?
~#FEF1~How am I supposed to make any money with the shit you're offering me? You know my customers are looking for ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~You got nothing I need, but I'm prepared to help you out ... and you're gonna remember this good turn... capiche?
~#FEF1~This shit ain't exactly giving me a hard on. I mean, if you had any ~#FEFF~ I'd be creaming up the fucking walls with joy. You know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~What is this, amateur hour? You ain't got any ~#FEFF~?
~#FEF1~Why the fuck am I offering such a great deal on ~#FEFF~, when nobody's got any to sell me? I might as well be waving my dick in the wind, here.
~#FEF1~Am I ever glad to see you? ...Well, it's actually your ~#FEFF~ I'm glad to see, but don't take it personally.
~#FEF1~For every bag of ~#FEFF~ you can give me, I've got $~#FEFE~ in my pocket.
~#FEF1~I'll take every bag of ~#FEFF~ that you've got, my friend. I'm about to make you very happy. I mean, I'm not gonna blow you for it, but I will give you $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~You're bustin' my balls with your fucking $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~! ~#FEFE~ fucking dollars! What, are you trying to put me out of business here? ...Yeah, you know I'll pay though, fucking prick.
~#FEF1~I've got a cugine that can move your ~#FEFF~ at a better price than you're offering, so I'll take all you got.
~#FEF1~I can move that shit all day, like it was floating on fucking air: Give me all you've got.
~#FEF1~Quality ~#FEFF~, my friend.
~#FEF1~If this shit is the same as I'm used to, I'll take it all.
~#FEF1~My contact at the FIB can get me better prices than this for ~#FEFF~, but I like you, so I'll take what you got.
~#FEF1~I like you kid, for having the balls to ask that ridiculous price for this shit, you've put a smile on my face. I'll take what you've got.
~#FEF1~That's great. Thanks, pal.
~#FEF1~This deal's staying off the record. Capiche?
~#FEF1~I might want more ~#FEFF~ real soon, so don't go on the lam. I'll be looking out for you.
~#FEF1~Good deal, kid. Your mother would be very proud of you.
~#FEF1~I'm cutting my own throat here, but you seem like a good kid.
~#FEF1~You don't have to be hurting to visit me, come by anytime. Just make sure you bring some money.
~#FEF1~ This is my neighborhood, so you'll find me here 24/7. Don't cause no trouble on your way out. My momma sleeps light.
~#FEF1~See you soon, friend.
~#FEF1~What? You just got here. Okay, see you around, kid.
~#FEF1~I'll see you around.
~#FEF1~What? Did you leave a tap on somewhere? Get outta here you fuckin' waster!
~#FEF1~You fuckin' crumb! If you come back, you better bring some dough and be ready to spend.
~#FEF1~There ain't no dealer round here with better prices, you'd be wasting your time looking ... I whacked that mother fucker.
~#FEF1~Oh, you're going? You just remember that you didn't fuck your mother today? Well I guess you better go then. Fuckin' time waster.
~#FEF1~What? My stock not good enough for you? I'd be offended if you weren't such a fuckin' amateur.
~#FEF1~If you keep doing that, you and me are gonna have a serious sit down and I'm the only one who's gonna be standing up again.
~#FEF1~What the fuck is your problem, prick?
~#FEF1~What? WHAT? Are we looking at your shit or my shit? What the fuck?
~#FEF1~Hey, prick! Quit fucking around!
~#FEF1~That crap's about as necessary as a clown at a funeral. Quit doing it!
~#FEF1~And you expect to buy my best ~#FEFF~ with what exactly?
~#FEF1~ You wanna browse, go the fuck online. Prick.
~#FEF1~I'm real sorry you don't have the dough for that, really I am, but stop pawing at it.
~#FEF1~If you ain't got the money for that, what have you got that you'd wanna give me? ...Eggroll? ... Fuckin' AIDS? Get the fuck outta here!
~#FEF1~You can't afford it, kid. Keeping on touching it is just gonna lead to tears ... yours.
~#FEF1~Maybe you should stick to the day job, you crumb. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~You're gonna make me a great earner, friend.
~#FEF1~Lousy mistake on your part, friend. It's a shame I don't do refunds. Don't offend me by asking for your money back. Your bad, my friend, your bad.
~#FEF1~Maybe you should stick to muscle jobs, you ain't cut out for dealing.
~#FEF1~Whoever gave you the money for that deal might as well have just wiped their ass on it and flushed it down the crapper.
~#FEF1~Undercutting ain't the only kind of cutting that'll make you a profit. Know what I mean?
~#FEF1~Okay, I made a loss, but I don't care. I've been storing that shit at my mother's house, and she'd cut my balls off if she found out I was dealing again.
~#FEF1~I'm fucking taking over this neighborhood with these deals. Lemme tell ya!
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ went South some time ago, I'm glad someone finally bought it.
~#FEF1~There's a reason for the bargain price on the ~#FEFF~. And you're better off not knowing what it is. Capiche?
~#FEF1~Yeah! Empty air. I got loads of that if you wanna pay for it, feel free.
~#FEF1~I ain't got but squat of that. What are you, a fucking moron?
~#FEF1~Keep on looking, prick. I'm hiding shit loads of them in there somewhere. It's a game I like to play, because I fuckin' love wasting your time, and mine.
~#FEF1~There ain't any of that in there, noodle: A bit like brains in your fuckin' head.
~#FEF1~Do me a favor and get the fuck out of here. If I had any of that shit, you'd be the ass-crack I'd be selling it to. Okay?
~#FEF1~Hold that thought, friend, and let me go get some new stock.
~#FEF1~That's right, genius. I managed to stock up while you fuckin' blinked.
~#FEF1~I've gotta see my crew and get more shit if you wanna keep buying.
~#FEF1~It might be real entertaining for you poking around in there, but, I gotta tell you, it ain't doing nothing for me.
~#FEF1~That won't get filled up again until I've had had chance to source some more stock. And that ain't gonna happen with you pawing at me like this.
~#FEF1~Not bad. You'd make a pretty good earner, cugine.
~#FEF1~You're a good kid. For a complete Triad asshole.
~#FEF1~ You've done well there, but enough of the smug grins already.
~#FEF1~You could do worse than come work for me. I could use a good earner like you.
~#FEF1~Impressive. You sure you aren't connected?
